THE 3 MINUTE STALKER, TARGET LINDSAY LOHAN

This is the first video of several in a series that I am currently working on.  I don’t know who decided that “we” should be so celebrity driven, the media?  or was it middle America, whoever that is these day’s.   

I hear a lot of people bitch and complain about the Lindsay’s or the Britney’s taking up to much of the air time on the local news, or sick of their faces splashed across to many magazines.  Well someone is buying them!  So we must want to see it?  Right?

I admit that I have plowed through a couple of issues of “People” while waiting to see the dentist, In line at the grocery store or sitting down in the bathroom.  I always find myself skipping to those stories about the latest tragedy concerning an “A List Celebrity” you know the story, the one where their life is spinning out of control,  the drugs, the hookers.  I guess it makes me feel better about what’s going on in my life.  I consider those RAGS as a guilty pleasure, it just sounds better that way when you say it out loud.

So let this be my contribution to all the star fuckers in the World. 

CHRIS BROWN "RUN IT" DANCE REMIX

I STUMBLED ONTO KID CHRIS’S REMIX A COUPLE OF DAY’S A GO I LIKED THE BEAT SO MUCH, THAT I SPENT THE NEXT THREE DAY’S EDITING THE VIDEO TO HIS MIX.  CHRIS BROWN IS NOT ONLY ONE OF THE MOST TALENTED DANCERS TO RIVAL MR. JACKSON HE IS EASY TO LOOK AT AND GIVES YOU THE FULL SHOW EXPERIENCE.  

I HAD A BLAST WITH THIS VIDEO AND I THINK THAT IT SHOWS.  

CHRIS BROWN - RUN IT

THAT KID CHRIS - RE-MIX

ROB STONE - VIDEO EDIT

NELLY FURTADO - SAY IT RIGHT - DANCE REMIX

This is one of my favorite songs and the best 

remix of this song.  Thank you shelly for 

introducing me to this one.

Sometimes when I finish a video I’m a little to

eager to throw it on to YouTube instead of giving it a couple day’s to sink in.   This way I will have time to step back and give it another pass tuning up spots that I missed.  Sometimes Quicktime  will catch during the upload process which will throw the vocal off a hair.  Or I just change my mind and swap a section around.

This video is a prime example.  This version is much cleaner then the YouTube version I posted.  I did not want to post it for a second time on youtube.  So I thought the best thing would be to post it as a private on YouTube but preview/post it here.

THIRD RAIL MEDIA TAG

3 VIDEOS FROM THE D.F DESIGNS SERIES

FOR MORE INFORMATION ON THE FULL LINE OF MENS DRAW STRING POOKIES  OR THE DIFFERENT STYLES AND PRINTS THAT LAISSEZ WEAR OFFER CHECK OUT THEIR WEB SITE AT: 

WWW.BUYDFDESIGNS.COM 

1 - SHOW ME WHAT YOUR WORKING WITH:  

ORIGINALLY CALLED “SNACK DROP” THEN POSTED AS “DROP YOUR BOXERS” ON YOUTUBE.  THIS SHORT WAS NOT RECEIVING THE HITS THAT I THOUGHT IT SHOULD; MAYBE 35 HITS IN THE FIRST 2 DAYS.  I THEN WENT BACK CUT OUT A LARGE SECTION IN THE OPENING.  NOW IT LOOKS AS THOUGH ONE OF THE GUYS IS WATCHING THE OTHER UNDRESS, I ALSO CHANGED UP THE MUSIC AND THE TAGS ON THE VIDEO AND NOW....   35  HITS IN TWO DAYS BECAME 926 IN 3 DAY’S 

 

2- MENS UNDERWEAR SHOOT #7 OF 8

SOME VIDEOS I CAN PREDICT THE HITS AND OTHERS TAKE ME BY SURPRISE.  THIS VIDEO OF ONE GUY TEACHING THE OTHER A  HAND STAND IS ONE OF MY BIGGEST SURPRISES.  WHY IS 7 GETTING FIVE TIMES THE AMOUNT OF HITS AS THE OTHER 7 IN IT’S SERIES.  THERE IS SOME BEEFCAKE IN THE VIDEO BUT NO NUDITY.  THE SAME 2 GUYS ARE IN ALL THE VIDEOS SO NO NEW FACES.  THEN I CHECKED OUT THE STATISTIC BREAKDOWN OF THIS VIDEO AND THIS IS WHAT I FOUND.

42% OF THE HITS CAME FROM MEN 45-55 YEARS OLD

23% OF THE HITS WOMEN AGES COMBINED

16% OF THE HITS CAME FROM MEN 35-45 YEARS OLD

14% OF THE HITS CAME FROM MEN 25-35 YEARS OLD

13% OF THE HITS CAME FROM MEN 18-25 YEARS OLD

TOTAL HITS IN 5 DAYS 597  VERY INTERESTING 

3 - THE LEAK

ALSO ONE OF MY FAVORITES DUE TO THE STYLE.  THIS BUDDY VIDEO REMINDS ME OF A CURRENT SILENT MOVIE SHORT WITH THE MUSIC, THE STOREY AND THE BLACK FADES IN AND OUT TO ADVANCE THE SCENE.  NOT TO MENTION THAT BOTH ARE GUYS ARE IN THE POOKIES DRAW STRING PANTS, TWO DIFFERENT PATTERNS AS WELL AS SHOWS YOU THE MULTIPLE USE OF THESE PANTS.

HITS IN ONE WEEK 260

4 MORE FROM DF DESIGN SERIES

1- ONE DOWN, ONE UP

I REALLY LIKE THIS ONE.  IT’S SIMPLE BUT IT

IS SO TRUE.  “I MAY WEAR BOXERS DURING THE DAY BUT AT NIGHT IM SLEEPING IN THE NUDE”  THIS VIDEO SHOWS JUST THAT ALONG WITH HIS PARTNER WHO HAS BEEN WOKEN UP AND HEADS FOR A DRINK.  THIS VIDEO SHOWS OFF BOTH THE BOXERS AND THE NIGHT SHIRT.

HITS IN ONE WEEK = 193

2- DROP YOUR BOXERS

THIS VIDEO HAS GONE THROUGH SOME EDITS AND SOME NAME CHANGES.  ORIGINALLY TITLED “SNACK DROP” THEN “DROP YOUR BOXERS” STILL NOT HAPPY WITH THE HITS I WENT BACK MADE SOME CUTS AND REPOSTED IT AS “SHOW MW WHAT YOUR WORKING WITH” WOW WHAT A DIFFERENCE.

HITS IN ONE WEEK “DROP YOUR BOXERS” 137

HITS IN TWO DAYS “SHOW MW WHAT YOUR WORKING WITH”937

3- TRASH

YES YOU CAN WEAR THESE DRAW STRING PANTS IN PUBLIC, TO THE GYM, THE PARK OR EVEN TO THE CORNER STORE.  DIG THAT GROOVY MUSIC ON THE SOUND TRACK FOR THE VIDEO.

HITS IN ONE WEEK -56

4- SEXY LATIN MAN IN SHOWER

THIS IS A GREAT EXAMPLE OF HOW SOMETIMES EVEN A :35 VIDEO CAN TAKE THE LONGEST TO EDIT.  SHOT FROM FIVE DIFFERENT ANGLES, FIVE DIFFERENT EDITS, SLOWING DOWN THE SPEED SO THE VIEW HAS TIME TO UNDERSTAND WHAT HE/SHE IS WATCHING AND FINDING THE RIGHT MUSIC TO ACCOMPANY THE PIESE.  TOTAL TIME IN EDITING OVER TWO HOURS.  HITS IN ONE WEEK 381

FASHIONISTA - JIMMY JAMES - MUSIC VIDEO BY ROB STONE

“FASHIONISTA” WAS CREATED FOR JIMMY JAMES BACK IN APRIL OF 2008.  ORIGINALLY MENT TO PLAY BEHIND HIM DURING HIS PERFORMANCE FOR A FASHION SHOW AT DUVET IN NYC.  WE QUICKLY DISCOVERED THAT WITH HIS PERFORMANCE, THE FASHION SHOW AND THE VIDEO PLAYING TOGETHER WAS BOUND TO BE A VISUAL OVERLOAD.  THE VIDEO WAS THEN MOVED TO THE END OF THE SHOW.

MY VERSION OF FASHIONISTA HAS FOUND A NEW HOME ON YOUTUBE AND CONTINUES TO BE THE MOST VIEWED VIDEO ON MY CHANNEL WITH OVER 6,500 HIT’S AS OF THIS POSTING. 

"Somebody's watching me" 

Is a viral video that I created for DF Designs: Laissez Wear.  Laissez Wear is a mens sleep/ active wear with a tailored look and feel that is both masculine and comfortable.  “Somebody’s Watching Me” shows off Three different items from their line starting off with the Cabana Cover-Up first, then the DreamCatcher Sleep Shirt and ending with the Silk Boxers.  Tying them all together is the music from Rockwell, a splash of Psycho and a little bit of big brother paranoia.

For more information on DF DESIGNS, LAISSEZ WEAR OR POOKIES VISIT THEIR WEB SITE AT  WWW.BUYDFDESIGNS.COM  

AYO TECHNOLOGY -

JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE, 50 CENT, TIMBALAND

DANCE REMIX - THE BIONIC VIDEO EDIT

Some video's are a bitch to synch, others are just long and contain way 

to many cuts and or effects.  This Bionic Bitch rolls in at over 9:14 long 

and contains all the elements that make up for a video that you just 

cant wait to finish.  I have been stop starting this video for over two 

months now for various reasons.  This video combines clips from the 

1970’s TV show The Bionic Man, The movie Blade Runner with Harrison Ford, 

The Matrix, some E.K.G hospital footage, a lot of Flash work and some 

After Effects use. 

So why is it so small,  although I hope to never here those words 

anytime soon.  Adjusting the size for posting purposes was one of 

the stipulations of the agreement I had with the Producer of the track.  

This is done mainly so others will refrain from using the video at other 

clubs.